HELLO MEN!! HOPE THIS BLOG FINDS YOU WELL THIS MORNING? I HAD FANTASTIC FUN YESTERDAY, LOTS OF SEXY OUTFIT CHANGING, kISSING AND GIGGLES. LOOKING FOR SOME MORE TODAY SO I WILL BE OFFERING MY EARLY MORNING TEASERS, WHY DON’T YOU CUM OVER AND GET SOME DURING THE DAY? RECENT NEWS – I MAYBE INDULGING MYSELF VERY SOON AND OFFERING A DOUBLE TROUBLE SERVICE WITH A LADY IN HEMEL HEMPSTEAD, WATCH THIS SPACE BOYS! GIVE ME A CALL ON 07912 878422 OR FOLLOW ME ON www.twitter.com/SophieMK13
HI GUYS! HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU WELL? WHAT A LOVELY SUNNY MORNING IT IS IN MILTON KEYNES! THOUGH CANT COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS WEEKEND, IT WAS EQUALLY AS NICE. WELL, WITH A NEW GRIP, NO WET SAND IN THE BUNKERS AND THE FAIRWAYS LOOKING GREEN, I MANAGED TO PUT A COUPLE OF DECENT ROUNDS IN THIS WEEKEND. MORE GREAT NEWS AS WELL, THE CAR IS FIXED! LAST WEEK WAS FUN AND I ALSO RECEIVED A NEW REPORT, THANKS MR A! SO, LOOKING GOOD FOR THIS WEEK, LOTS OF YUMMY OFFERS, FANCY A ROLL AROUND BETWEEN 4-6 PM TODAY? WELL, COME AND BE ENTERTAINED FOR £50 – 07912 878422 XX
HI GUYS!! IT HAS BEEN A FANTASTIC WEEK AND THE WEATHER HAS BEEN GORGEOUS OVER HERE IN SUNNY MK! ALSO GOOD NEWS, THE WHEELS ARE BACK ON THE CAR, I HAVE TAKEN TO DRIVING ON THE WHITE LINE IN THE MIDDLE TO AVOID ANY POTHOLES! HMMM ALSO TO GET THE “lAG” I AM LOOKING FOR HIPS, SHOULDERS, HANDS, FEW TIPS OFF A NEW COACH AND I AM HURTING THIS MORNING! SO, ARE YOU GONNA COME OVER AND RUB MY SORE BITS TODAY, I DO HOPE SO! 9-12 30 MINS £50, REST OF DAY 45 MINS £80 AND 1 HOUR £100, JUST GIVE ME A BELL ON 07912 878422. XX
HI GUYS – VISIT ME THURSDAY OR FRIDAY BETWEEN 9 AM AND 12 NOON AND I WILL ENTERTAIN YOU £50 30 MINS, £70 45 MINS AND £90 FOR THE HOUR, WOW GET BOOKING 07912 878422 XX
HI GUYS! YES, YOU GUESSED IT, THE DAM MACHINE HAS MORE OR LESS GIVEN UP! WHAT A FANTASTIC WEEK SO FAR! LOTS OF LOVELY CLIENTS AND SUNSHINE, DUNNO ABOUT YOU, IT MAKES ME DAM HORNY!! WELL, MY CAR IS FIXED NOW SO JUST NEED TO SEND A CLAIM TO THE COUNCIL. ENOUGH OF THAT BORING STUFF, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA CUM OVER TO MINE THIS WEEK FOR SOME SLAP N TICKLE? £100 TODAY FOR A FULL-FAT SERVICE 07912 878422 XX
HI GUYS HOPE YOU ARE ALL FIT AND WELL? AS YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED, THE “DE-FRAG” DID NOT WORK HENCE CAPS AND NO PARAGRAPHS!! HAD A GREAT 2 DAY GOLF COMP, EVEN THOUGH THE CHOICE OF CLUB ON FRIDAY WAS A 3 IRON TO KEEP IT UNDER THE 150 MILE AN HOUR WINDS. MY PROBLEMS STARTED ON THE DRIVE BACK TO MK ON SATURDAY. ”BANG” HIT A POT HOLE AT 50MPH ON AN A ROADS BOTH TYRES BURST, MANAGED TO MAKE MY WAY TO THE NEAREST GARAGE DEALING IN TYRES AND EXHAUSTS ONLY TO BE TOLD THE TYRE MaCHINE HAD BROKEN, GOT HOME EVENTUALLY! SATURDAY NIGHT MADE UP FOR IT 70′S DISCO AT THE GOLF CLUB SO I DONNED MY LITTLE BLUE NUMBER PICKED UP MY GOOD FRIEND WHO BY THE Wy LOOKED LIKE A GAY SATAN AND BURST ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR, DISAPPROVING LOOKS FROM THE COMMITTEE, WHO, DESPITE THE LACK OF FANCY DRESS STILL LOOKED LIKE THE ADAMS FAMILY! ONTO SUNDAY, FUELLED BY CHATEAU DE PAPE I USED MY DRIVER IN ANGER IN MY SEMI FINAL. MY UNFORTUNATE LOOKING GOLF PARTNER, WHO ON THE PREVIOUS NIGHT LOOKED LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A SMURF AND SANTA, WAS UP FOR THIS MATCH, BUT IT WASNT MEANT TO BE AND WE LOST! SO I FIGURED TO CHEER ME UP THIS WEEK I NEEDED THE SUNSHINE AND LOTS OF NAUGHTYNESS!! TODAYS SPECIALS HALF HOURS £50 AND 1 HOUR £100, JUST GIVE ME A BELL ON 07912 878422. SOPHIE XX
HI GUYS! SORRY THE OLD COMPUTER IS STILL NOT FIXED, SO THIS ANNOYING TYPE FACE WILL JUST HAVE TO DO! HAD A GREAT WEEK, MET LOTS OF NEW CLIENTS AND HAD SOME GREAT FUN! THE SQUEEK HAS RETURNED, NOT TO WORRY THOUGH AS MY PLACE IS DETACHED! THIS WAS POINTED OUT BY A LOVELY CLIENT WHO OFFERED TO TAKE ME TO ST ANDREWS AS LONG AS I GAVE HIM 6 SHOTS!! TODAY IS THE LAST DAY I AM AVAILABLE THIS WEEK AS I HAVE 2 MAJOR COMPS TOMORROW AND SATURDAY, THEN ITS MY SEMI FINAL ON SUNDAY WITH MY UNFORTUNATE LOOKING GOLF PARTNER AND TO OF THE MOST SOLEME LOOKING MEN YOU COULD COME ACROSS! SO CAMPERS COME OVER TODAY WITH £10 OFF ALL BOOKINGS, 1 HOUR IS STILL£100 – 07912 878422 XX
HI GUYS – MY COMPUTER HAS HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN AND WILL ONLY TYPE IN CAPS AND DOES NOT LIKE YOU PLAYING WITH HER RETURN KEY SO PLEASE EXCUSE THE FORMAT OF THIS BLOG. WE ARE THROUGH TO THE SEMI FINAL OF THE WINTER LEAGUE WHICH IS GOOD. NO GOLF THIS WEEKEND SO IAM ALL RESTED AND READY TO ENTERTAIN ALL YOU BOYS THIS WEEK. THE WEEKS MADNESS BEGINS TODAY, £10 OFF ALL HALF HOUR APPOINTMENTS, HOUR APPOINMENTS ARE £100 FROM 11-6, PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL ON 07912 878422 XX
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Trying to keep this finely tuned golf muscles supply, dont want my hands or legs seizing up you know:)
Well, it’s raining again in MK, but quite warm, a blistering 4 degrees, wow wee! I dont mind it though, at least it is not icy.
Available today for your ultimate pleasure as you know, oh, forgot to tell you, also available over the weekend. Specials today? Well, teatime teasers which is £10 off all appointments between 4.00-7.00 pm. My 1 hour appointments are £100 all day, so just give me a call on 07912 878422.
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Sophie xx