HI GUYS HOPE YOU ARE ALL FIT AND WELL? AS YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED, THE “DE-FRAG” DID NOT WORK HENCE CAPS AND NO PARAGRAPHS!! HAD A GREAT 2 DAY GOLF COMP, EVEN THOUGH THE CHOICE OF CLUB ON FRIDAY WAS A 3 IRON TO KEEP IT UNDER THE 150 MILE AN HOUR WINDS. MY PROBLEMS STARTED ON THE DRIVE BACK TO MK ON SATURDAY. ”BANG” HIT A POT HOLE AT 50MPH ON AN A ROADS BOTH TYRES BURST, MANAGED TO MAKE MY WAY TO THE NEAREST GARAGE DEALING IN TYRES AND EXHAUSTS ONLY TO BE TOLD THE TYRE MaCHINE HAD BROKEN, GOT HOME EVENTUALLY! SATURDAY NIGHT MADE UP FOR IT 70′S DISCO AT THE GOLF CLUB SO I DONNED MY LITTLE BLUE NUMBER PICKED UP MY GOOD FRIEND WHO BY THE Wy LOOKED LIKE A GAY SATAN AND BURST ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR, DISAPPROVING LOOKS FROM THE COMMITTEE, WHO, DESPITE THE LACK OF FANCY DRESS STILL LOOKED LIKE THE ADAMS FAMILY! ONTO SUNDAY, FUELLED BY CHATEAU DE PAPE I USED MY DRIVER IN ANGER IN MY SEMI FINAL. MY UNFORTUNATE LOOKING GOLF PARTNER, WHO ON THE PREVIOUS NIGHT LOOKED LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A SMURF AND SANTA, WAS UP FOR THIS MATCH, BUT IT WASNT MEANT TO BE AND WE LOST! SO I FIGURED TO CHEER ME UP THIS WEEK I NEEDED THE SUNSHINE AND LOTS OF NAUGHTYNESS!! TODAYS SPECIALS HALF HOURS £50 AND 1 HOUR £100, JUST GIVE ME A BELL ON 07912 878422. SOPHIE XX